Warning: I am in a very silly mood today. But never fear, ’cause DCPL is here!
How about something from Just Joking 3: 300 Hilarious Jokes About Everything, Including Tongue Twisters, Riddles, and More! by Ruth A. Musgrave, from the National Geographic Series:
Marionette the last piece of pie!
“Er … um, Hope, is this gonna be all knock-knock, all the time?”
“No, the only requirement is silliness.”
What did the police officers do when they crashed their car into a bakery?
They made copcakes.
What kind of medicine does a vampire take when he has a cold?”
What does it mean if you find a horseshoe?
Some poor horse is walking around in his socks.
What do you call it when a Cyclops moves into a frog’s home?
And here’s one for our beloved librarians:
What do you get when you cross popcorn, a hot dog, and a stack of books?
Kernel Mustard in the library.
I loved that one, but as your friendly library security guard I must remind you that there is no food allowed in the library.